Week 2:

Game Recaps:

Rahman's Noodles 39
Breakfast is for Closers 46

A matchup of two strong co-ed teams proved to be an exciting game. Rahman's Noodles showed up donning t-shirts mocking their opponents team name. Matt Hazard's shirt read "Your Mom Ate My Breakfast." Other shirts had similar slogans but for some reason referenced different venereal diseases. Despite a strong showing, Hazard was not able to overcome a solid performance by Breakfast's trio of girls...after all he is only one man.

The Fighting Pacifists 19
The Pac 12

Two things this game was not... 1. An offensive battle 2. Fun to Watch.
-Gene Pierson

ME 45
Hung Jurists 18

The tide of this game turned when Bryant Thomas showed up giving ME a sub. Marshall Tucker lead the way on offense for ME with 6 TDs (5 passing/1 receiving) while Gene Pierson held it down on defense with 4 interceptions, returning 2 for touchdowns. Special thanks to John O'Herron for his in game commentary which consisted of yelling "trickery" whenever Hung Jurists did anything besides a pass. According to the Score Sheet, Hung Jurists ran "Trickery to Brooks" three times but failed.

Ball Handlers 53
2 Girls, 1 Ball 54

The Prosecution 45
Straight Cash Homeys 0

WWR 26
Naked Authority 37

Week 1: Football is Back!!!

…and so is the blog. Due to the fact that I am no longer president of SELS and therefore have no excuse to send inappropriate and irrelevant e-mails to the whole school this year, yours truly has agreed to write the blog this semester. Those of you that know me know that I can be sarcastic and inappropriate at times, and I will make fun of people, and I will say stupid things. If I in any way offend anybody, please send someone else an e-mail.

- MT

Game Recaps

WWR 8
Rahman's Noodles 45

Rahman's Noodles was "super stoked" to have won a game after taking silver medal in all but one game last year. Now that they have already tied their win total from last year, the team is looking up. Despite a rocky offensive start, the defense kept them alive in the first half with an interception returned for a touchdown by Keoni Medici. The offense finally came around and Rahman's Noodles was almost able to put up enough points to exercise the mercy rule. After all this praise I should mention that WWR played a man down, but hey, a win is a win. Kat Amirpashai shined as QB for Rahmna's Noodles showing off the speed to run for a TD and a nice arm. Dan Payne praised her skills saying "that chick can throw farther than you Dahl!!"

Me 47
Straight Cash Homeys 0

R.I.P. Bad Newz Kennels. In a post game interview, 1L Bryant Thomas summed the game up quoting his favorite movie The Mighty Ducks..."It's not worth winning, if you can't win big." Bryant was also heard saying he wasn't afraid to get rough with females players leading me to believe he will be a solid replacement for Brian "I pushed little girls off the swing in kindergarten" Mills.

The Prosecution 8
The Pac 47

The Prosecution was wracked by contract negotiation scandals that adversely affected their gametime performace. Despite these issues Sean O'Hara is looking like an all league safety and Will Igbokwe has shown consistent hands as a receiver.

2 Girls, 1 Ball 26
Breakfast is for Closers 50

2 Girls, 1 Ball took the field Sunday against Breakfast is for Closers, and while defeated as a result of an unprecedented number of girl touchdowns by the Breakfast Club, all the players put forth a valiant effort-even Nick “I Like to Drink” Petrone, who was awakened from his enjoyable slumber at noon and instructed to get his ass to the field, which is more than the team can say for another team member who did not show up and will not be named (but his name rhymes with Marker Mote). The Breakfast Club was able to pull out a win despite the unexplained absence of their fearful captain, Corey "C-Mony" Pollard (it is rumored that he got word that he missed the deadline to renew his vanity plates and spent the afternoon on the phone with DMV). However C-Mony was available for comment stating the words "excellence" and "better than yours" will sum up the performance.

In a moment of glory, Liz "Soul Eater" Boudris manages to have the competition bowing at her feet during a touchdown celebration.

The Hung Jurists
The Fighting Pacifists

The Fighting Pacifists won a hard fought battle of the gridiron over the Hung Jurists by way of forfeit.


Naked Authority
The Ball Handlers

Unfortunately, the girls of the Ball Handlers had their hands full elsewhere this weekend, so to speak. As a result, the epic battle between the Ball Handlers and Naked Authority will have to be rescheduled. For those of you who are new to the flag football community, this rivalry dates back to 2006 and qualifies any game between the two as a "must see." Past games have featured full tackles, injuries, crying (some related to the injuries, some not related), unabashed pass interference, 50 yard passes, trick running plays, and plenty of smack talking. I'm looking forward to another installment of this heated rivalry.